Be A Good Boy

“Be a good boy… bring me a martini & shut up.”

Let’s be clear. This is satire. But also not.

For generations, women were told to smile more. Be agreeable. Be pleasant. Be quiet.

Consider this a role reversal with a twist of lime.

This one is for the women who are done managing male egos. For the ones who are tired of unsolicited advice. For the ones who don’t need commentary, coaching, or correction — just a properly chilled drink.

It’s playful. It’s sharp. It’s a reminder that dominance doesn’t always yell. Sometimes it sips.

Soft, fitted, and dangerously confident, this piece is made for nights out, raised eyebrows, and that split second where someone realizes you are not the one to test.

You don’t need to be louder. You just need to be clear.

Good boys listen. Great ones keep up.